Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex Tank Top new hampshire Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "TOUCHDOWN" in vintage varsity lettering

Bold white condensed text below reads "LIFEGUARD TRAINING" above smaller teal text reading "CPR • LOTIONING • OILING • SMILING

Inspired by The Wedding Singer

" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice

Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex Tank Top new hampshire Arched distressed white block textRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late